Blasphemy is Fun

Anonymous asked: can i fuck you?

That depends… Who are you?

Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink3[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.

Hmmm… Sounds totally legit! Wonder if there’s an opportunity to give my credit card number away? Because I think this sounds so secure…

Anonymous asked: what is your blog about - what do you want?

For a start more specific questions…

Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dõt)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body pix.. if u can figure out who I am msg me and we'll kick it. CC required for age but it is free. (annoying i know)

I love how it says “I got this idea from a spam msg”, how stupid do they think I am.

Anonymous asked: do you like shoving carrots up your ass?

Do you like getting intimate with your food?  I thinks that’s the subtext of this question. Maybe you really love it rough from behind from a half tonne bull stud… or maybe like giving it rough to a baby lamb (if your a woman obviously using a strap-on), I don’t know your the weird who, I assume, thinks everyone is attracted to their food. If vegos like carrots, what is it meat eaters go for?

Hey! I’m back well done to those of you who remember me! Here come some interesting questions…